"This Is Not A Wrap!"
This is my Christmas wrapping paper.
This is my Christmas wrapping paper not wrapping anything.
This is my Christmas wrapping paper not wrapping anything because I have nothing to wrap.
This is my Christmas wrapping paper not wrapping anything because I have nothing to wrap because I haven't done any shopping yet.
I haven't done any shopping yet because I didn't know what to shop for.
I didn't know what to shop for because no one in my family really needs anything.
No one in my family needs anything because we are blessed in that all of our needs are satisfied.
I'm feeling better about the fact that I haven done any Christmas shopping yet!